Help us out here! We know we're funny, but we'd bet you've heard some good jokes lately that poke a little good-natured fun at the road and all of us that use it (or police it). Email or fax your favorites (Clean, please - I tell my kids to watch this site!), and we'll hang on to them and just switch a few in and out now and then. We need a hand with some jokes. Email us a couple of good ones! Did you hear that thousands of trucks are sitting loaded at their destinations because of the new tiedown rules? They can get the chains and straps off, but nothing will cut through the red tape! AN OLD TRUCKER was having lunch in a diner, when 3 tough bikers came in. One of them put out his cigarette in the truckers pie. Another knocked over the truckers coffee. The third took the truckers newspaper and started reading it. The trucker got up and left without saying a word. The three bikers were laughing and commenting that the old trucker was not much of a man, when the waitress came by and noted that he was not much of a truck driver, either. He had just run over 3 motorcycles! An owner operator told me he had to take his settlement checks to the bank because they were too small to go by themselves! He also said he told his banker the bank should keep more money on hand, because he was tired of his checks coming back marked INSUFFICIENT FUNDS! A fellow walked into a medical center and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, Shingles! So she took down his name, address, insurance info, and told him to have a seat. Fifteen mintues later, a nurses aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, Shingles! So she took down his height, weight, and medical history, and told him to wait in the examining room. A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said Shingles! So she have him a blood test, blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to get undressed and wait for the doctor. An hour later, the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said Shingles! The doctor said, Where? He said, Outside on the truck! Where do you want them? Did you hear...........That the roads are so bad in Missouri that the hitchhikers all get out and walk? I have my whole settlement checks direct deposited to my fuel account. I figure that way I can truck about 3 more weeks before I go broke! A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out. Suspicious, the patrolman asked what he had swallowed. The truck driver said, That was my birth control pill! Birth control pill? asked the patrolman. Yep. When I saw your flashing light, I knew I was screwed! One morning a young gal at her first job as a waitress has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights Confused, the waitress goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, I think this guy is in the wrong place. Look at this order! The cook says, He wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny side up. The waitress takes a bowl of beans to the trucker. He looks at it and growls, What is this? The waitress tells him, I just figured that while you wait for your parts, you might as well gas up!

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